A short dark humor break from the monitoring series

  • A woman, but not entirely up to spec [1]
  • A woman, but with some technical debt.
  • A woman, but next releases are going to be a lot more accurate.
  • A woman, but released with some P1 bugs.
  • A woman, but she doesn’t pass. acceptance tests.
  • A woman, at least according to project status
  • A woman, at least as written in the documentation.
  • A woman, but we had to maintain backward compatibility with the previous release
  • A woman, but maybe we could try a reconfiguration
  • A woman, refactored from an earlier release
  • A woman, but after a product pivot
  • A woman, but maybe we should integrate the user testing feedback
  • A woman, after we finally have resources from the M&A

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A Gil, of all trades. DevOps roles are often called “a one man show”. As it turns out, I’m not a man and never was. Welcome to this one (trans) woman show.

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Gil Bahat (she/her)

Gil Bahat (she/her)

A Gil, of all trades. DevOps roles are often called “a one man show”. As it turns out, I’m not a man and never was. Welcome to this one (trans) woman show.

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